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Unread 11-24-2011, 05:22 PM   #1
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

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[quote=jomatiky;131129]My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Yep That is funny and if you have not read the book by Durwood Merrill you have got to get it it will make you laugh.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Yep That is funny and if you have not read the book by Durwood Merrill you have got to get it it will make you laugh.
I kind of like the Yogiisms
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I kind of like the Yogiisms
Yep those are funny too.
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Here are some more great Quotes from some other baseball figures.

Derk Jeter is a great player. He didn't have to prove it in this series, he could have taken it off and still would have thought he was a great player. Bobby Valentine

Mantle is the only man I saw who was crippled who could outdo the world. Casey Stengel

They just keep coming at you. It reminds me of great fighters-heavyweights who just won't let up. They come at you and wear you down. You think, I'm gonna get 'em" but you don't. the late George Steinbrenner


Last three all by Yogi Berra

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It an't over till it's over.

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"The only thing worse than a Mets game, is a Mets doubleheader."~Casey Stengel~
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Two of my favorite Yogi-isms..
"When you get to the fork in the road, take it."

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
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My favorite Yogism: "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
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Don't know exactly who said it,. But I remember a news conference where a coach was asked "How do you feel about your teams execution"? which he answered "I'm all for it"
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My top memory was Don Larsen's perfect game in 1956. Next, of course,was Reggie Jacksons three homers in the final game of 1977 Bob Sheppard New York's incomparable public address announcer since 1951.

Maris was never treated as a champion because he challenged the immortals and won.
Mickey Mantle

That was one of the greatest exhibitions of playing third base I've seen in all my career.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel/ The futiure ain't what it used to be. / I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. all by the great Yogi Berra
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jomatiky, that was the late John Mckay talking about the 1976 (I think that was the year) expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers after the several game losing streak they were in the middle of.
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jomatiky, that was the late John Mckay talking about the 1976 (I think that was the year) expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers after the several game losing streak they were in the middle of.
Absolutely, I can still see him wearing his white golf hat. It's always on NFL Films. Thanks.
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jomatiky, that was the late John Mckay talking about the 1976 (I think that was the year) expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers after the several game losing streak they were in the middle of.
Several-game losing streak? Quite an undrestatement. That's like saying Wilt Chamberlain had sex with several women.
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