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Old 10-17-2012, 06:20 PM   #40
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Where was that Blue?!?
Where was What Skip?
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:20 PM   #41
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Blue!!! Blue!!! Can I get help on that one?!?!!?

Me: Nope.
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1st pitch come in a ball.
2nd pitch came in almost same place for a called strike

batter- Wow blue, same pitch, why is it a strike?
me- I missed the 1st pitch.
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Adult League Wed. night

1st pitch comes in low inside,
catcher- was that low or inside?
me- yep

2nd pitch down the pipe strike

3rd pitch in the dirt
me- do you wanna know where that one was?
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:53 AM   #44
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I've heard these used before.

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[quote=ykfdf;150273]I've heard these used before.



Good refresher, we do need it from time to time don't we?
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doin a game solo behind the plate.

catcher "check him"

i get up shout to no-one in particular "did he go",
then get up move to the front of the catcher and signal safe

get back behind the catcher and mutter "happy?"
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doin a game solo behind the plate.

catcher "check him"

i get up shout to no-one in particular "did he go",
then get up move to the front of the catcher and signal safe

get back behind the catcher and mutter "happy?"

Ha!
Catcher: "check him"
Me: "Already checked him"
Catcher: "Heh Heh.....sorry"
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