Umpire's Perfect Game

[travlinmatt]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/umpires-perfect-game-goes-completely-unnoticed,17664/

[heyblue26]

If they have not contacted him after the game or a few days after they are never going to call. Umpires are heard but not seen so that is maybe why they did not contact him don't you think? but he called a great game it was perfect.

[yawetag]

If they have not contacted him after the game or a few days after they are never going to call. Umpires are heard but not seen so that is maybe why they did not contact him don't you think? but he called a great game it was perfect.
P.T. Barnum was right.

[abevillarreal]

P.T. Barnum was right.

thats cold yaw, I can see how if you are completely unfamiliar with the onion you might not get it. funny article though

[BrianC14]

Classic 'Onion' piece.
Even including an umpires' dogpile at the end of the game. :lol:

[yawetag]

thats cold yaw, I can see how if you are completely unfamiliar with the onion you might not get it. funny article though

Some articles linked to on the same page:
* Congress Appropriates $3.17 To Rent 'Tango & Cash'
* Report: More Colleges Offering Dick-Around Abroad Programs
* Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

And my favorite: Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

While I agree that there are some of the population unfamiliar with The Onion, a quick check of other links will make it a bit obvious.

[travlinmatt]

I thought just the fact that I posted the article in the "Jokes and Humor" section made it a dead giveaway....;)

("...flawless ball three call in the sixth..." - Still lmao)

Matt

[abevillarreal]

kinda old, but still good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nbkbss7i5s
"best game ever"