The biker and the Lord

[catoblue]

This is an old one but a goody!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> A man was riding his
> Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
> clouded above his head.... In a booming voice, the Lord
> said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in
> all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The biker pulled over and
> said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
> anytime I want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think
> of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
> supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the
> concrete and steel it
> would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
> your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think of something that could possibly help
> mankind."
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he
> said, "Lord, after much thought I wish that I, and all
> men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what
> she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
> make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on
> that bridge?"