carolinablue
04-30-2009, 01:37 AM
It was about closing time at a bar, a young man was finishing his last drink when an older woman came up to him and said " I am 57 years old and I like younger men ".
" Is that so " replied the man as he looked the older lady over. Her best years were obviously behind her but for 57 not that bad and the bar was closing.
" Do you know what a sportsmans double is ? "she asked.
" No " the man answered.
" It is one man with a mother and her daughter, are you interested ".
" Sure " he answered starting to get a little excited.
" Come with me " she said " I will drive you to our house ".
So the young man went with the woman to her house where they both walked into the living room which was entirely dark.
" Wait here, I will be right back " the woman said.
" OK ".
The woman slowly walked into the hallway of the house and flipped on a light and then shouted " Mom are you awake. "
" Is that so " replied the man as he looked the older lady over. Her best years were obviously behind her but for 57 not that bad and the bar was closing.
" Do you know what a sportsmans double is ? "she asked.
" No " the man answered.
" It is one man with a mother and her daughter, are you interested ".
" Sure " he answered starting to get a little excited.
" Come with me " she said " I will drive you to our house ".
So the young man went with the woman to her house where they both walked into the living room which was entirely dark.
" Wait here, I will be right back " the woman said.
" OK ".
The woman slowly walked into the hallway of the house and flipped on a light and then shouted " Mom are you awake. "