carolinablue
02-01-2009, 01:55 PM
Why you never question a drunk
I was shopping at a local grocery store where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated " You must be single . "
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the best of me, I said " Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that ."
The drunk replied, " Cause you're ugly."
I was shopping at a local grocery store where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated " You must be single . "
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the best of me, I said " Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that ."
The drunk replied, " Cause you're ugly."