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markbarron
09-05-2008, 04:44 PM
Bar Bet...

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58
PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up
at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on
the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think
he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money......