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08-19-2008, 10:31 PM
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a
break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store
wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some
idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the
window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner
were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a
thick Irish accent asked "What might ye be sellin'

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are
doing well .. only two left!"

Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with the Irish.

08-22-2008, 04:55 PM