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ExCop
05-13-2008, 06:43 PM
We never call them just plain "balls" because, well, the following are what comics call "asking for it":

"Anyone around here got any balls?"

"Has anyone seen my balls?"

"Coach, I only have two balls! How many do you have?" [Three, but don't tell anyone]

and my favourite grammatical oopsie:

"I don't have any balls!" [You're tellin me, blue!]

Honestly, they're called BASEballs for a reason!