View Full Version : . . . not umpire related, but funny anyway

08-29-2007, 11:02 PM
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit.

Then, I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

I asked her why I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.