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09-25-2006, 05:49 PM
A man suffers a severe heart attack and has open heart surgery. He awakens and finds himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he recovers, a nun asks how he will pay for his treatment.

One day, she asks if he has health insurance. "No health insurance," he replies in a raspy voice.

The next day she asks if he has money on the bank. "No money in the bank," he replies.

The third day, she asks if he has any relatives who will pay for his bill. He replies "Only a spinster sister who is a nun."

The nun is obviously offended and announces "Nuns are NOT spinsters. We are married to God."

The patient smiles and says "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law..."