PABLUE
10-01-2005, 10:17 PM
A man is golfing alone one day and hits his ball into a area covered in beautiful buttercup flowers. He walks near to where his ball is and when he's about to swing a voice calls out," Don't hurt my flowers." He looks around and sees noone in the area. He shrugs his shoulders and prepares to hit again,again the voice calls out, " Don't hurt my flowers." The golfer backs up looks VERY carefully around him.There is still no one insight but he looks at the very pretty flowers and decides what right does he have to ruin any of them.Very carefully he picks up his ball and moves away from the flowers. He again readies himself to take his shot when a flash of lightning and clap of thunder jolt his senses,he stands amazed as a woman is standing before him." I am mother nature and because of your care for my beautiful buttercups I am going to make sure that you have a lifelong supply of butter." The golfer looks at her then shakes his head in disgust and asks," Where were you last week when I was in the pussy willows ?" :wink: