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12-08-2003, 04:34 PM
:) Allowed: "well, he's 3 balls on him"
:cry: Disallowed: "I think he hurt his B---s on that play"

:) Allowed: "you can prick your finger"
:cry: Disallowed: "don't finger your p---k"

:) Allowed: "you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends"
:cry: Disallowed; "but don't pick your friends nose"


05-05-2004, 05:11 PM
I don't know why prostitution is illegal

Selling is legal. F***ing is legal.

Why isn't Selling F***ing legal?

Why is it illegal to sell something that is perfectly legal to give away.