Doctor visit

[cajunyankee]

A patient, having completed his doctor visit, is waiting while the doctor writes a prescription for him.

THe doctor, apparently struggling with writing the prescription looks frustrated.

The patient, upon taking a closer look says "Doc, you're trying to write with your thermometer."

The Doctor responds "Oh dammit! Some Asshole has my pen!"

[semper_fi_72]

Old man goes into the doctor for his annual check up with his wife.
At the end of the doctors exam, he says "things look good, just need you to go to the lab for blood, urine and a stool sample".
The wife looks at her husband and says "just give him your shorts honey."

[heyblue26]

Semper_Fi and Cajunyankee, those are two of the funnest that I have ever heard. Thank for the good laugh's it made my day.